The following acronyms will appear to describe the nearest and dearest, or those in the blast radius of SWB.
LSB- Long suffering bastard- significant other of SWB
DWF- Delicate wee flower – eldest child who is somewhat sensitive
FJ- Father Jack- Child number two who is anything but
WOE- The Wise Old Elf- Father of SWB
AAI- Almost Always Irked. Mother of SWB- the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree
